Bradley Cooper To Reportedly Star In Indiana Jones Reboot

Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy just confirmed a brand new Indy movie starring Bradley Cooper as the lead role. Will he be able to steal our hearts like Daniel Craig did in James Bond?

In an interview with Vanity Fair, Kennedy talked Star Wars, her personal life, and of course the tentatively titled Indiana Jones 5: En Garde starring Bradley Cooper as Indiana Jones.

This might come as a shock to those of us Indiana Jones purists (myself included) that believe that Harrison Ford, and only Harry Ford should play Indy. When asked about this, Kennedy had this to say in an attempt to quell fan concerns:

I understand that not everyone will view this decision to recast Indy with open eyes. Look, I get it–this is a huge change and huge changes don’t always come easy. Heck, I haven’t even fully come to terms with it yet. But I like to think of it from a neo-Taoist perspective: like entering cold, new waters, ashes unto ashes, sea unto sea. Rather than dip your feet, don’t be afraid to jump, to see. I wrote that, actually [laughs].

Though I still feel somewhat worried about Bradley (admittedly a masterful actor in his own right) taking over the character of Indiana Jones, Kennedy’s statements have certainly placated me somewhat.

Bradley Cooper feels confident, if not intimidated, at the prospect of taking on this role. “I’ve never done anything quite like Indy, and I want to do Harry Ford’s character justice,” he said. “I am prepared to embrace this role with all of my heart and take it–along with my acting chops–to the next level.”

Bradley Cooper has already begun preparing to portray Indy by supplementing his already-rigorous workout routine, watching the earlier movies religiously, and zip-lining in New Zealand on days he’s not working.

Will Bradley Cooper be able to reinvent the wheel the way Daniel Craig did in James Bond? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure: this will be the movie event of the century.

OCD Sensitivity Test: Are You OCD?

How OCD are you?

If you find 2 bothersome, then you are 50% OCD. If you think 3 is making you lose your mind, then you are full blown 100% OCD.

OCD has been on the rise in the US since the beginning of the 21st century. Simply put, more people are either being diagnosed with OCD or are finally getting the treatment they need.

But OCD can also afflict people on varying levels. For some people, that can be quantified by the Higgs-Borshinger Test that helps quantify how OCD an individual is.

If you find 2 annoying, but 3 okay, then you should be on the lookout for overextending your OCD ways.

If 3 drives you nuts then you may want to go see a professional to give you help. The bigger the difference between circles the more a person is annoying equals more OCD.

Trump Meets With MSM Journalists’ Children… What Happens Next Will SHOCK You!

Even the mainstream media can’t deny the reverence and dignity President Donald J. Trump displayed in meeting with their very own kids.

In observance of the annual Presidential Halloween festivities, it is customary for the sitting US President to meet with the children of prominent, mainstream media journalists. With the complete and utter lack of respect dished to Trump from these very journalists, one might expect an atmosphere of tension and bitterness.

And one couldn’t be farther from the truth.

True to Trump’s tendency to prove his opposers wrong every step of the way, Trump treated these youngsters with the respect and dignity that has come to be a known standard of the Trump brand.

President Donald Trump meets with the children of execs from the New York Times, CNN, and more in the Oval Office.

Trump made sure these young’uns felt at home every step of the way, commenting on how healthy they looked physically, pointing out their attractiveness, and even having his personal chef cook them a meal of hand-crafted scallops, filet mignon, mashed potatoes, and steamed seasonal vegetables tossed in a light garlic butter vinaigrette. It was certainly a meal these tykes won’t soon forget.

“Mr. Trump is a funny old man!” said Kacy Smith, one of the kids. “Mommy and Daddy don’t know nothing!”

A spectator who wishes to remain anonymous had this to say:

I think that it’s incredible to see the vast difference between the media’s portrayal of Donald Trump and how he actually acts in practice. The Trump I saw that morning was a man of respect, dignity, and honor. He spoke to these kids as he would any human–as equals, no less nor greater than he. If the kids of that very same media saw that same Trump, maybe we’re onto something here? Perhaps mainstream media sources need tougher vetting, much like our immigration and borders.

Personally, I’m not surprised in the slightest. I’d imagine that the rest of us who voted for Trump are probably unsurprised as well, for we know who we voted for.

Now it’s just a matter of the rest of the American people accepting this truth too so that we can finally unite and get our great Country back where it belongs.

Hillary Clinton To Potentially Receive Death Penalty Over Uranium One Deal

Hillary Clinton could be tried for treason and face the death penalty over the Uranium One scandal, according to Trump’s former deputy assistant.  

Speaking with Fox News anchor Sean Hannity on Thursday, Sebastian Gorka claimed that evidence proving that Clinton took bribes from Russia in exchange for approving the controversial Uranium One deal could ultimately result in her being publicly executed by injection, electrocution, gas, firing squad or hanging.

Washingtontimes.com reports: “The Russians infiltrated our national security to corner the uranium market and they succeeded, and they knew all the crimes that were committed,” Mr. Hannity said during the broadcast.

“If this had happened in the 1950s, there would be people up on treason charges right now. The Rosenbergs, OK? This is equivalent to what the Rosenbergs did and those people got the chair. Think about it. Giving away nuclear capability to our enemies, that’s what we’re talking about,” Mr. Gorka responded.

Married couple Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were convicted of espionage in 1951 for giving nuclear secrets to the Soviet Union and were executed by electric chair two years later.

Mr. Gorka, 47, served as deputy assistant to the president from January until August. Mr. Gorka has insisted he resigned from that role, but the the Trump administration has categorized his departure otherwise.

“Sebastian Gorka did not resign, but I can confirm he is no longer with the White House,” an administration official said at the time of his exit.

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters Friday afternoon that the administration believes “there’s a lot of cause for concern” regarding the Uranium One deal but declined to comment specifically on Mr. Gorka’s remarks.

Michael McFaul, the Obama administration’s ambassador to Russia from 2012-2014, was among those perturbed by Mr. Gorka advocating for executing Mrs. Clinton, Mr. Trump’s former presidential campaign rival.

“This is disgusting,” Mr. McFaul tweeted Thursday alongside a video of Mr. Gorka’s remarks. “Amazing to remember that this man recently worked in the White House.”

House Republicans announced earlier this week that the Intelligence and Oversight Committees are launching a joint-investigation into the 2010 Uranium One deal. California Rep. Adam Schiff, the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, said the probe was “initiated on a partisan basis” and “designed to distract attention” away from the congressional investigations focused on Russia’s alleged involvement in Mr. Trump’s election.

BREAKING: Michael Moore Dead at age 63

Filmmaker and documentarian Michael Moore is dead at the age of 63.

Moore, the director behind Bowling For Columbine and Sicko, died of clogged arteries and a cardial infarction last night at 10:50pm.

Moore was working on what would be his final project, an anti-Trump broadway musical. The musical was poorly attended and poorly received even by the liberal leftist elites that showed up on the opening day.

Moore had a history of poor diet and even poorer moral standards. Even we, as good christians, aren’t that sad. That being said, no one should die. Even if they are a fat little piggy like Mikey.

Michael Moore leaves behind 2 daughters and a wife. While his movies tried to shove an unfair political agenda down Americans’ throats, we still wish his family well.

We will update this article when more information is available.

Antifa To KILL All Trump Supporters November 4th: Plans Revealed

Antifa has announced that they are planning to kill every single Trump voter, Conservative and gun owner this November 4th.

The far-left terrorist organization have vowed to commit acts of ‘bloody violence’ by raiding peoples homes, seizing weapons and causing civil unrest on the streets of America.

Silenceisconsent.net reports:  Born under the Obama administration some time around 2014, the radical left wing group “Antifa” has grown to a full blown domestic terrorist threat. Over the past year we’ve seen them shut down conservative speakers such as Milo Yiannopoulos, attack innocent Americans, and use violence to push their political agenda.

After being declared a terrorist organization by the Department of Homeland Security, we’ve seen them slink back into shadows—and while they do most of their operations in secret, dozens of conservative journalists and reporters have infiltrated their ranks, and have some terrifying news.

According to sources, Antifa is planning an all out civil war on November 4th. This is not going to be a productive platform for engagement, it’s not going to be a peaceful protest, hell it’s not even going to be a violent riot. What they’re planning is bigger than anything the likes of which we’ve ever seen, and we need to prepare ourselves.

Dozens of conservative voices have spoken out against the mayhem that Antifa has in store, urging Americans to prepare with bullets, food, and water. “They’re planning a total day of anarchy on November 4th,” one said. “They’re planning the first day of their revolution.”

That’s right—this isn’t just a one time event. This is meant to be the day that they seize control of America. This is meant to be the day that freedom ends, that justice dies, and that terror reigns free. Antifa does not want democracy, they do not want peace, they do not want freedom…they want complete and utter chaos.

“I never thought that in my life time, I’d see the complete and total breakdown of society, of morality, of civility…the building blocks of what make this nation great,” said a Sheriff Deputy trying to warn Americans of the impending war. “We’re no longer allowed to walk in public…if you’re a Republican you have to fear getting beaten, destroyed, maimed, or killed.”

“If you’re white, or you’re a Trump supporter…it will be open game on you. If our leaders aren’t going to step up and finish this, we have to. Each and everyone of us has to,” he adds. Antifa plans to first target and eliminate law enforcement officials, and then they will move onto citizens.

Info Wars reports that major hot spots for this war will be “New York, Austin, Chicago, Los Angeles, and San Francisco.” Many, such as Stephen Crowder, have gone undercover and exposed how Antifa is hoarding guns, bullets, knives, and other weapons. They’re building an arsenal. They’re preparing for war.

Alt-left agitators are planning to stage mass riots in major cities on November 4 during which they hope to instigate a “civil war” that will lead to the “regime change” of the Trump administration.

Demonstrations are planned for cities across the country, including New York City, Austin, Chicago, Los Angeles and San Francisco.

A long diatribe written by Andy Zee posted on the Revolutionary Communist Party website makes it clear that the events, which leftists hope will attract “millions,” are not planned to be just ordinary protests.

“There is a break with what have been the norms we confront, and to deal with this there must be a break with the “normal” ways people seek change from government. The normal forms of petition and protest DO NOT APPLY with Trump—even as they have been difficult enough under the normal functioning of this system,” writes Zee.

“Sharp agitation” and “politically provocative actions” must be employed to achieve the complete overthrow of the administration, according to Zee.

Now is not the time to hide in the shadows, to cower away into the dark. Now is the time to prepare yourself. Let every single man, woman, and child in this country know about what Antifa plans to do come November 4th, because if they’re successful, it will be the end of America.

The fate of our country hangs on a thread, and all it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. So arm yourselves and steel your nerves, prepare for the worst yet hope for the best—because if it really does come down to it, and push comes to shove, this will be the day that we reclaim our country.

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Toddler Laughs As Firefighters Try To Rescue Him, Then DIES

It was an average Saturday morning for the Todd family. That is, it was, until the unthinkable happened.

Michelle and Ted Todd–happily married since 1994–were on their usual grocery run. Brussels sprouts, steaks and cole slaw ingredients for the big game on Sunday, and of course some brisket and Idaho Yukon Gold potatoes. And who could forget Drumsticks ice cream cones for Dylan. All in a Saturday’s work.

But who is Dylan, you ask? Dylan “Chester” Todd was Michelle and Ted’s only child. Their pride and joy. At just fourteen months old, he was already wowing adults with his high IQ scores and the ability to read at a graduate school level. As with most toddlers, what Dylan lacked was common sense.

Dylan “Chester” Todd in what experts believe to be his last photo. Seen here on perhaps his favorite toy, the Hasbro Ride-O-Matic, Dylan was known for his unbridled-yet-shrewd sense of creativity and imagination.

After Michelle and Ted had gently loaded Dylan, along with the keys, into their car, they resumed packing up the groceries as usual into their 2006 Toyota Corolla. The couple were all smiles, as they had finally seemed to get a failing marriage back on track that morning–thanks in no small part to Dylan.

But then their doors wouldn’t open. The couple repeatedly pulled on the handles, but to no avail. Scanning the entire interior of the sedan, they quickly spotted the culprit. Dylan, always known to engage in practical jokes and gags (and earning the title of “class clown”), had locked the doors. The little jokester had the spirit alive in him as he laughed, his pure joy and happiness easing the concerns of his parents.

By the time the Hillsboro County Fire Department showed up, Dylan was still alive and well. However, they soon found out that they couldn’t manage to get the doors unlocked.

Ted Todd, always tinkering with his possessions and never quite satisfied, had installed a military-grade window system of his own invention on the Corolla. “I guess I might have went a little overboard,” Ted said, sneaking in a wholesome grin. “They should make me a Lieutenant!”

As a result, the firefighters weren’t able to unlock the car doors. To make matters worse, Dylan simply couldn’t stop laughing hysterically the entire time, stressing out the firefighters and serving as a solemn reminder to Ted and Michelle that perhaps this would be the last time they ever hear their darling boy’s signature laugh.

As the firefighters fought and fought, they ultimately resorted to attempting to smash the car windows in. As one might guess, Ted had bullet-proofed those as well.

With the interior being fully airtight and no new oxygen flow for over ten hours, even the low amounts of oxygen required by the average baby can quickly become exhausted. As such, Dylan Todd sadly passed away at 8:36pm that evening.

A private funeral service for friends, family, and VIPs will be held at St. Matthews Cathedral next Sunday from 10am-11pm. My prayers lie with the family, the brave firefighters, and all others affected.

Despite the unfortunate circumstances and an unreasonably early death, perhaps we can take solace in–and maybe even learn a thing or two from–the fact that Dylan died doing what he’d loved–laughing.

Trump Officially Declares Opioid Crisis A “Public Health Emergency”

The opioid crisis in America is the largest such epidemic in world history. And nobody can stop it except President Donald J. Trump.

Trump has decided to finally take this crisis head on.

America has always been a drug-infested nation, due in large part to the overwhelmingly liberal sentiments that plague mainstream culture. With Trump finally elected and non-big-city America–the rest of us–finally having the voice we’ve been waiting for for centuries, there’s a good chance that these liberal clowns may have to say “bye bye” to their heroin and prescription painkillers.

White House Correspondent Gene Davis had this to say:

Never has there been a more exciting time to be an American. We finally have a President that’s going to execute the wishes of all Americans, and that starts with the looming Opioid crisis. This has gone on for far to long, and it’s about time someone stepped in. Trump just happened to be that man, because he cares about the people and he wants us to be safe.

Personally, I am excited because I have known many friends that I had to cut myself off from due to their rampant drug abuse (and liberalism).
With Trump in power and making his official statements, perhaps more than one of us can rest easy tonight.

BREAKING: Barron Trump Awarded Chess Grandmaster Title

Everyone knows Barron Trump is the smartest President’s kid ever. Or should we call him First Son?

Either way, Barron has been awarded the prestigious title of Chess Grandmaster this week from the International Board of Chessmasters.

His ELO, a score calculated to determine a chess player’s ability in a match, was the determining factor in lifting Barron to the rank of Chess Grandmaster.

Barron Trump is only 11 years old but he has already attained one of the highest titles in all of sports.

This should be no surprise considering who is father is. Donald Trump is one of the highest ranked and most celebrated American chess players of all time.

In the 1970s and 80s, Donald Trump studied under the tutelage of players like Bobby Fischer. Eventually, he won hundreds of chess tournaments abroad before retiring at the ripe old age of 40.

Donald Trump has been training Barron ever since he was a kid.

And now all of that hard work has paid off.