BREAKING: Michael Moore Dead at age 63

Filmmaker and documentarian Michael Moore is dead at the age of 63.

Moore, the director behind Bowling For Columbine and Sicko, died of clogged arteries and a cardial infarction last night at 10:50pm.

Moore was working on what would be his final project, an anti-Trump broadway musical. The musical was poorly attended and poorly received even by the liberal leftist elites that showed up on the opening day.

Moore had a history of poor diet and even poorer moral standards. Even we, as good christians, aren’t that sad. That being said, no one should die. Even if they are a fat little piggy like Mikey.

Michael Moore leaves behind 2 daughters and a wife. While his movies tried to shove an unfair political agenda down Americans’ throats, we still wish his family well.

We will update this article when more information is available.

Author: Rory Crisco

The Editor-In-Chief of The Daily Chronicle, Rory Crisco

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