Lindsey Graham: We Need 10 Million More Illegal Immigrants

In a meeting this Wednesday, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham made a terrible mistake.

Senator Lindsey Graham is a pro-immigrant, pro-open borders Republican congressman. Graham, who has been leading the immigration negotiation talks, is putting American workers at risk.

“Some might say America is going to hell in a hand basket,” Senator Graham said. “I say that’s what a pig whistles when he’s drunk. The truth is that we need more immigrants to expand our economy into new sectors.”

When asked which sectors the South Carolina Senator meant by his comments, he replied with a list of coal-killing “green energy” industries including solar and wind.

OnceĀ  Graham had said his piece, President Trump let him know who was really boss: him.

“I won’t sign anything that doesn’t patch up the faulty border system we got right now,” President Trump said. “Since I’ve taken office illegals are leaving the country in the millions. But we don’t want to let them get back in.”

Historical Science Professor Emeritus at Emory University Ruddy Wilcox has confirmed in his newest book, “Paradigm: Trumpism in America”, that the list of accomplishments during Trump’s first year is staggering.

But there is one place he disagrees with the president.

“Graham is a Republican in name only,” Wilcox said. “There isn’t a Conservative bone in his body. I think the president would be better served making unilateral executive orders. The government is broken. He can fix it.”

Graham’s office has not gotten back with a comment.

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Author: Gary Brooks

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