VIDEO: Man Masturbating In My Little Pony Aisle Caught On Wall-Mart Surveillance Camera

In what might be the most disgusting public disturbance of 2018 thus far, a man was caught on camera in a Wall-Mart doing the dirty in the My Little Pony section of a Dallas, Georgia Wall-Mart.

Jaydin Cardiff, of Marietta, Georgia, thought he’d go to a store in a distant town, free from the social shackles of his hometown, Dallas, where he’s lived for over 48 years. What he wasn’t expecting was to get caught.

“I done showed up around 3, 4 am on a Tuesday night. Ain’t no managers to be seen,” Cardiff told Newsweek reporters last week. “But then, out of nowhere, these two men, tall–and I’m six foot three, I’m a big boy–tackle me to the ground.”

But now, Jaydin is pressing charges. “I felt like I was being unfairly assaulted,” Jaydin said. “I durn tell ’em[sic], ‘Hey! I’m obedient, I was an officer in the army, please respect me as I done respect you and this here country! But they didn’t. And I haven’t gotten one since.”

Cardiff appears to lack a basic understanding of public indecency laws, but if the security men did in fact continue to attack him post-surrender, they might be sharing a cell with him one day.

This story will be updated as it develops.

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CzuLBKoVDU

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Author: Rory Crisco

The Editor-In-Chief of The Daily Chronicle, Rory Crisco

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