Trump Meets With MSM Journalists’ Children… What Happens Next Will SHOCK You!

Even the mainstream media can’t deny the reverence and dignity President Donald J. Trump displayed in meeting with their very own kids.

In observance of the annual Presidential Halloween festivities, it is customary for the sitting US President to meet with the children of prominent, mainstream media journalists. With the complete and utter lack of respect dished to Trump from these very journalists, one might expect an atmosphere of tension and bitterness.

And one couldn’t be farther from the truth.

True to Trump’s tendency to prove his opposers wrong every step of the way, Trump treated these youngsters with the respect and dignity that has come to be a known standard of the Trump brand.

President Donald Trump meets with the children of execs from the New York Times, CNN, and more in the Oval Office.

Trump made sure these young’uns felt at home every step of the way, commenting on how healthy they looked physically, pointing out their attractiveness, and even having his personal chef cook them a meal of hand-crafted scallops, filet mignon, mashed potatoes, and steamed seasonal vegetables tossed in a light garlic butter vinaigrette. It was certainly a meal these tykes won’t soon forget.

“Mr. Trump is a funny old man!” said Kacy Smith, one of the kids. “Mommy and Daddy don’t know nothing!”

A spectator who wishes to remain anonymous had this to say:

I think that it’s incredible to see the vast difference between the media’s portrayal of Donald Trump and how he actually acts in practice. The Trump I saw that morning was a man of respect, dignity, and honor. He spoke to these kids as he would any human–as equals, no less nor greater than he. If the kids of that very same media saw that same Trump, maybe we’re onto something here? Perhaps mainstream media sources need tougher vetting, much like our immigration and borders.

Personally, I’m not surprised in the slightest. I’d imagine that the rest of us who voted for Trump are probably unsurprised as well, for we know who we voted for.

Now it’s just a matter of the rest of the American people accepting this truth too so that we can finally unite and get our great Country back where it belongs.

BREAKING: Barron Trump Awarded Chess Grandmaster Title

Everyone knows Barron Trump is the smartest President’s kid ever. Or should we call him First Son?

Either way, Barron has been awarded the prestigious title of Chess Grandmaster this week from the International Board of Chessmasters.

His ELO, a score calculated to determine a chess player’s ability in a match, was the determining factor in lifting Barron to the rank of Chess Grandmaster.

Barron Trump is only 11 years old but he has already attained one of the highest titles in all of sports.

This should be no surprise considering who is father is. Donald Trump is one of the highest ranked and most celebrated American chess players of all time.

In the 1970s and 80s, Donald Trump studied under the tutelage of players like Bobby Fischer. Eventually, he won hundreds of chess tournaments abroad before retiring at the ripe old age of 40.

Donald Trump has been training Barron ever since he was a kid.

And now all of that hard work has paid off.

 

BREAKING: Jim Carrey Admitted To Insane Asylum

It’s been a rough year for Jim Carrey. As if his bizarre interview at the New York Fashion Week party wasn’t enough, it sounds like Jim’s got bigger problems now.

Following his ex-girlfriend, Cathriona White’s suicide in 2015, it appears that evidence has surmised that it might have been Carrey’s fault.

With both of these mixups, among others, considered Carrey has been officially admitted into the St. Johns Correctional Facility For Individuals in Calgary, Alberta in his homeland of Canada earlier this morning to begin intake procedures. If found to be mentally unfit, which is likely, he will have to make that his home for the next six to sixty years, depending on the severity, among other factors.

University of Oxford’s Head of Psychology, Sir Dr. Winston L. Burners-Lee, offered his take on the matter as well, providing us a psychological analysis of the following photo:

Carrey and Cathriona in 2015. Prior to her suicide, the two were noticeably unhappy, as noted by Sir Dr. Winston L. Berthers-Lee.

If you even so much as glance at, perhaps, this photo of the couple together in 2015, the idiosyncrasies are less than not obvious–starting with Carrey himself. Carrey assumes a traditional masculine power pose, hand in pocket, poised, and looking away, all the while wearing sunglasses. He is in control, and he simply doesn’t care about his girlfriend. Cathriona, on the other hand, hangs back; head straight but eyes on Carrey, she contemplates his next move. Whether or not there was violence in that house, one can only wonder.

Though Jim Carrey is one of my favorite actors, I have noticed a downward spiral in his career starting with 2008’s Yes Man and these circumstances are unsurprising. What do you think? Weigh in in the comments below.

This story will be updated as it develops.