1.30% of 120?
2.45% of 140?
3.55% of 225?
4.56% of 650?
5.70% of 960?
6.Sam did a math test that had 80 questions. He got 88% in the test. How many questions did he get correct?
7.5x = 30 x = ?
8.10y = 90 y = ?
9.7x = 49 x = ?
10.9x = 63
How OCD are you?
If you find 2 bothersome, then you are 50% OCD. If you think 3 is making you lose your mind, then you are full blown 100% OCD.
OCD has been on the rise in the US since the beginning of the 21st century. Simply put, more people are either being diagnosed with OCD or are finally getting the treatment they need.
But OCD can also afflict people on varying levels. For some people, that can be quantified by the Higgs-Borshinger Test that helps quantify how OCD an individual is.
If you find 2 annoying, but 3 okay, then you should be on the lookout for overextending your OCD ways.
If 3 drives you nuts then you may want to go see a professional to give you help. The bigger the difference between circles the more a person is annoying equals more OCD.
Nancy Pelosi, the minority speaker in the House of Representatives, came out this week and said something extremely incendiary.
“At this point white people are the problem,” Pelosi said. “Let’s only elect minorities from now on. White people had their chance. They failed.”
Pelosi is ignoring the obvious fact that white people have created the largest source of innovation and wealth the world has ever seen. Western ideals have trumped nearly every facet of global life because it does indeed work better.
The Democratic party is moving so far left and becoming so multicultural that Pelosi, as a leader, must now adapt and let her white guilt do the talking. Ultimately, there is little room in the Democratic party for disagreements and Pelosi has to fall in line.
This continues a long line of anti-American sentiments that have sprung forth from Democratic leaders in the last two decades.
Candidates like Bernie Sanders and Hilary Clinton have clearly thrown America under the bus. Instead of venerating the country they serve and supporting our troops and flag, both have taken to bashing the American identity for cheap support and power.
“Multiculturalism IS America,” Sanders said last year. “No longer will we only have rich old white men leading the seat of power. Instead, let us be a more representative democracy and replace them with people of color.”
Pelosi could not be reached for comment, but her words speak for themselves.
Barron Trump, President Donald J. Trump’s youngest son with Melania, has just won a national academic award according the AP.
Barron, who has one of the highest GPAs in his class and is in the 99% of 11 year olds nationwide, has won the prestigious Quantum Mathematics Award. Barron study Quantum Mathematical Theory in school.
“[Barron] wrote a stellar essay,” mathematician and award presenter Terry Rooskhead said. “There honestly isn’t a smarter kid in America at the moment. He’s the youngest to ever win the award.”
Everybody knows Barron is a certified genius. His IQ is 163 and yet remarkably, he is humble and gracious in victory.
“Thank you so much to the board for this award,” Barron said. “I only do this for one reason: to make my father proud. Thank you daddy.”
As of now, Barron hasn’t decided which high school or even college he may go to. For now, he is sitting back and enjoying being a kid.
Still, every once in a while, he feels like dabbling in academia and changing it forever.
Maybe one day Barron could be the next president.
This just in: Rex Tillerson has the lowest IQ ever recorded for a Secretary of State, proving once and for all that Rex, not Trump, is the true idiot.
It all started last week when Rex Tillerson reportedly called President Donald J. Trump a “moron” at, of all places, the Pentagon.
Shortly after this outburst, Trump took matters into his own hands earlier today, openly telling Forbes magazine with the dignity and no-frills attitude we’ve come to expect from Trump:
“I think it’s fake news. But if he did [say] that, I guess we’ll have to compare IQ tests. And I can tell you who is going to win.”
Trump, always a man of his word, made sure to make time out of his busy schedule to run the IQ tests, and a representative from the White House has approached The Daily Chronicle with the results.
Solomon Baxter, Junior Representative For the White House HR Department, has let us in on the fact that Trump’s scores far surpassed Rex’s–and he’s gonna be very embarrassed by this one.
According to official tests administered by Mensa International, it turns out that Trump’s IQ rested at an impressive 162, on surpassing even that of Steven Hawking and coming close to former child prodigy Kim Ung-Yong.
Predictably, Rex didn’t fare quite so well. His score? A mere 74, making Rex Tillerson officially borderline retarded.
Well it seems that the results are in and once again, Trump has proven that he refuses to accept the false words of White House bullies–and proving yet again that he will fight false accusations with facts.
This story will be updated as more information is made available.
On Friday, October 6 2017, Donald Trump joins many presidents in adopting his first puppy to inhabit the White House.
Trump, a huge fan of man’s best friend, adopted Trixie. Trixie is a shelter dog and was given to the president as a gift by Governor Tim Scott.
“Every American president should have a good dog,” Scott said. “It was just a matter of time until Trump took the step to reach out to me to get one. I’m a dog lover myself.”
This is Trump’s 5th dog throughout his life. His first puppy was at the age of 8. His name was Rex and was a Spanish Terrier. Rex was Donald’s best friend until he left for college at the prestigious Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania.
Ivanka, Eric and Don Jr. all grew up with their own puppy. But Baron has yet to have his own. So the president fixed that.
“When I was a young boy my puppy was very special to me,” President Donald J. Trump said. “You should have seen [Baron’s] face. It lit right up.”
This story will be updated soon.