There Should Be No More Presidential Term Limits

The Constitution is Sacred. Without it, America would be nothing more than a land of degenerate primates without law and order. But parts of it are dated, merely designed for their context. In other words, a sign of the times.

For instance, the two-term Presidential limit was created with the average human life expectancy at the time. Though men lived longer than women, as one might expect, by the time they became President, even living through two terms was a long shot.

We all already know that Trump has to win in 2020. But what if we eradicated the very regulations that would keep him from 2024? 2028? 2036?

Trump posted a tweet suggesting this very notion–and I couldn’t be more excited.

Think about it: with the economy doing better than ever before, ISIS on the run, and our illegal immigrant problem plummeting faster than a Tesla can run a red light, the idea of 8, 12, even 20 more years of this would be a dream come true.

Obviously, I’m putting the cart before the horse here. We still have to fight and get Trump his second term before we think beyond that. But a man, nay, an American can dream.

Biden: ‘We Could Run Mickey Mouse Against This President and Have a Shot’

Former Vice President Joe Biden literally just said this.

On MSNBC’s program Morning Joe, Biden said that Trump would lose to any candidate and is not worried about his own candidacy (that is clearly failing at this point).

When Biden said that, everyone on the stage laughed.

But who will be laughing soon, when Trump beats them all in a landslide?

Trump Bans Late-Term Abortions: “Every Child is A Miracle of God”

We did it.

The absolute most important part of why we got Donald Trump elected has finally come: making sure that no more babies are going to be aborted. Or rather, murdered.

The reason is simple: babies are a sacred part of life. They are God’s little angels.

And killing them is wrong.

Trump has spent his entire presidency making sure that we are going to stop this travesty against the world and US citizens. He first did this by putting in two new Supreme Court justices to overturn Roe v. Wade. Now he is focusing his efforts onto challenging those laws with new laws.

The new laws make it illegal for anyone to get an abortion after 6 months. This is great news because babies have a heart beat after 6 weeks. But this isn’t the end. The goal is to outlaw all abortions and we need to start somewhere.

By making it illegal, Trump is only doing what we put him office to do: to help fix America of it’s moral problems. Isn’t it funny that such an immoral man in his personal life is the moral compass of our country? Truly demonstrates not to judge a book by its cover and to let the best and most talented person do the job.

BREAKING: Hunter Biden Under Federal Investigation

Well that was fast.

It looks like Hunter Biden, the son of former Vice President Joe Biden, is on the hook for millions of dollars and a possible federal investigation.

Why? Because he was illegally working with a Chinese company to cover Ukrainian business dealings.

Hunter Biden had no business having a career like he did. He has no skills. No education. All that he has is a famous father who got him a job helping a foreign government.

And why? Because he’s scum. Truly scum.

Still, the DOJ and the Republican held Senate are doing the right thing: they are investigating Hunter Biden for all of the illegal business dealings he has been committing.

Finally we may have a light at the end of this impeachment trial: Hunter and Joe going to jail. Maybe they will end up in a chain gang chained together for the rest of their days!

This story will be updated as we know more information.

Acquitted! President Trump Found NOT GUILTY in Impeachment Trial

On Feb. 5th, 2020, President Trump was found not guilty on both charges in his impeachment trial.

The trial, a farce if I’ve ever seen one, was based on calls that he had with the president of Ukraine. These calls were about whether or not to withhold funding.

Ultimately, along party lines, the Senate decided to not convict the president. Good! We here at The Daily Chronicle agree.

Tomorrow, things go back to normal in the Senate. We hope this was only a small distraction on the way to getting Trump reelected. Go Trump 2020!

BREAKING: Trump Awards Rush Limbaugh Presidential Medal of Freedom

During his Third State of the Union, President Trump shocked audiences around the world by awarding Rush Limbaugh, who was recently diagnosed with terminal cancer, a long overdue Presidential Medal of Freedom.

The Medal of Freedom is perhaps the most coveted of all Presidential Honors bestowed upon anyone in all of American history, and Rush joins the ranks of such distinguished company as Mother Teresa and Aretha Franklin.

I always loved Rush Limbaugh.

A true American dedicated to the unbiased and unvarnished truth, Rush Limbaugh is a maverick and nothing short of impressive. In fact, he may be one of the most impressive people of all time. And now his legacy is further sealed in history, and his legacy after his death will surely live on even more deeply ingrained in the fabric of American heroes.

A hero unlike no other.

Obama, eat your heart out.

CHINESE VIRUS OUTBREAK TIED TO EATING BATS

Gross.

The new Coronavirus-a virus that comes from the Wahun province in China, has been tied to a fish and meat market in the town center.

This market sells a variety of different meats and goods. But one of the most popular items on the menu is Bat Soup.

Bat soup is not an ancient delicacy. It is not a cultural staple. There is no cover for how gross it is. It arose out of China’s modern attempt to compete with the Western world with disgusting treats. Why you ask? Because Chinese people will eat literally anything.

The Coronavirus, one of the scariest diseases in the modern world, causes extreme stomach discomfort and can result in blindness and deafness. Why is it then that something as simple as bat soup could result in such a disgusting disease?

Because bats carry loads of diseases. You can literally get like a dozen diseases from eating bats. Additionally, humans have not historically eaten bats because of this. In the past, when someone ate them, they stopped because it was so dangerous.

The Chinese have a reckoning. I just hope everyone is okay. But apparently, according to the WHO, 50 million will not be.

Mitt Romney: “I’m Going to Vote For Impeachment”

Romney, the losing Republican candidate in the 2012 presidential election juts came out of his turtle shell to drop a bombshell: he is voting to impeach Trump.

Romney has always been a pathetic representative of the right. Remember when he lost to the most unpopular president of all time? I do. We do.

Now he wants to talk badly about someone who actually WON the presidential election. Absolutely disgusting.

Romney just won his senate seat in Utah (a state filled with polygamist Mormons of course) who all hate Trump on “moral grounds”. Pfft. Ridiculous.

This morning Romney had to say this:

“I think Trump has committed felonies,” said Romney. “There is no way I want this guy in the White House any longer. I’d rather have a socialist democrat like (Bernie) Sanders in office than Trump. It’s ludicrous.”

Of course Romeny would feel that way. He is being investigated right now for having an underage wife.

Trump will definitely win reelection and survive this impeachment though. Just one person is in the way at the moment.

Barron Trump Enlists in the NAVY SEALS

There comes a time in every boy’s life where he must stand up for himself; there comes a time in every true man’s life where he must stand up for something bigger: his country.

President Donald John Trump’s youngest son–a prodigy in several fields including (but not limited to) mathematics, science, Chess, armaments, and the culinary arts–has taken up the highest code of honor in all the land: joining the World’s Greatest Navy for the United States of America.

Barron Trump was always a strange young man. Handsome, yes–but strange all the same. Chastised by his peers at the Dutch Academy of Sciences and Maths in New Jersey since age 8, Barron always held promise–but was similarly held back by his abusers. Enter 2020. Trump, now standing at nearly 6’4″ (almost as tall as his daddy!), can take on whatever bullies life throws at him.

And Barron’s about to take on the biggest bully of all: Iran.

Tall? Check. Strapping? Check. Courageous? You betcha. But academic? Yes, but with a caveat–Trump may have won several awards in Science and Mathematics, but what he boasted in arithmetic prowess, he lacked in philosophical wit.

Enter 2018, when Barron had taken to the literary works of renowned philosopher and scholar, Professor Jordan B. Peterson. An avid reader in his youth, Trump was known to have consumed everything from Edison to Voltaire to even his father himself, with his New York Times best-selling book, The Art of the Deal.

It was the moment Barron picked up Maps of Meaning and Peterson’s later, more popular work, 12 Rules to Life: An Antidote to Chaos, that he realized that, in spite of his myriad accomplishments to date at the tender age of 11 (at the time), it was time to move on to something bigger than himself.

Enter the Navy. Given a contemporaneous context of rampant terrorism, vicious illegal immigrants, and the Soros-led Deep State ferrying America on a one-way cruise to hell in a hand-basket, it is not only more difficult than ever to join the service–it is infinitely more important.

I for one, though admittedly shocked, am prouder than ever to be a part of Trump’s America. And as his youngest son has proven time and time again, this is one Trump Train that won’t easily be stopped.

This story will be updated as more information becomes available.

Hillary Clinton BLASTS Trump: “He Should Be In PRISON!”

This last week, Hillary Clinton was at a symposium for George Soros and Liberal Elites at the Academy of Arts and Sciences in Belgium. She got paid $200,000 to make a speech about the state of the world today.

Who would want to hear what she has to say anyways?

The speech began how they all do: a long screed decrying American values: the right to bear arms, freedom, and liberty. Then she moved onto talking about her favorite topic of discussion. The border.

“We need open borders!” said Clinton. “No walls. No trenches. In fact, every American should take in an illegal family and take care of them and their children. We need unity in the face of Trump. Even with Illegals.”

Some crazy stuff, right?

Clinton moved right past that wacky tirade unchecked. The moderator asked no follow up questions and even nodded in agreement. The moderator, Andy Tucker, fist bumped Clinton after her repose. 

Hillary Clinton (D) and Donald Trump(R) squared off in 2016. And now, she keeps running her mouth. Have respect FOR THE OFFICE!

She spent most of the time talking about Trump (of course) and even talked badly about his family. She said Barron was “creepy”, Ivanka was a “criminal” and said Eric was “obviously homosexual”. She finished the remark thusly:

“Trump is a f*cking criminal,” said Clinton. “This assh*le should be in jail. I mean come on, look at all the crimes he committed. Obstruction? Hello?”

Pot? Kettle? Black? Yeah, I thought so.

Clinton has no idea who she is talking about. Is she talking about herself? Her pedophile husband? Maybe Obama with all his drone strikes for crying out loud. But no. The dishonorable are always trying to take down the honorable. Why? Because that’s what they DO. That’s in their DNA. She finished up with the dumbest quote I could possibly make up.

“My husband should be president again,” said Clinton. “I wish we could get rid of term limits and let a Clinton be president forever! Bernie made it impossible for me to win, the establishment was against me, and worst of all, the Russians stole the election. If I had my way, me and Bill would be in the White House right now!”