CHINESE VIRUS OUTBREAK TIED TO EATING BATS

Gross.

The new Coronavirus-a virus that comes from the Wahun province in China, has been tied to a fish and meat market in the town center.

This market sells a variety of different meats and goods. But one of the most popular items on the menu is Bat Soup.

Bat soup is not an ancient delicacy. It is not a cultural staple. There is no cover for how gross it is. It arose out of China’s modern attempt to compete with the Western world with disgusting treats. Why you ask? Because Chinese people will eat literally anything.

The Coronavirus, one of the scariest diseases in the modern world, causes extreme stomach discomfort and can result in blindness and deafness. Why is it then that something as simple as bat soup could result in such a disgusting disease?

Because bats carry loads of diseases. You can literally get like a dozen diseases from eating bats. Additionally, humans have not historically eaten bats because of this. In the past, when someone ate them, they stopped because it was so dangerous.

The Chinese have a reckoning. I just hope everyone is okay. But apparently, according to the WHO, 50 million will not be.

Mitt Romney: “I’m Going to Vote For Impeachment”

Romney, the losing Republican candidate in the 2012 presidential election juts came out of his turtle shell to drop a bombshell: he is voting to impeach Trump.

Romney has always been a pathetic representative of the right. Remember when he lost to the most unpopular president of all time? I do. We do.

Now he wants to talk badly about someone who actually WON the presidential election. Absolutely disgusting.

Romney just won his senate seat in Utah (a state filled with polygamist Mormons of course) who all hate Trump on “moral grounds”. Pfft. Ridiculous.

This morning Romney had to say this:

“I think Trump has committed felonies,” said Romney. “There is no way I want this guy in the White House any longer. I’d rather have a socialist democrat like (Bernie) Sanders in office than Trump. It’s ludicrous.”

Of course Romeny would feel that way. He is being investigated right now for having an underage wife.

Trump will definitely win reelection and survive this impeachment though. Just one person is in the way at the moment.

Barron Trump Enlists in the NAVY SEALS

There comes a time in every boy’s life where he must stand up for himself; there comes a time in every true man’s life where he must stand up for something bigger: his country.

President Donald John Trump’s youngest son–a prodigy in several fields including (but not limited to) mathematics, science, Chess, armaments, and the culinary arts–has taken up the highest code of honor in all the land: joining the World’s Greatest Navy for the United States of America.

Barron Trump was always a strange young man. Handsome, yes–but strange all the same. Chastised by his peers at the Dutch Academy of Sciences and Maths in New Jersey since age 8, Barron always held promise–but was similarly held back by his abusers. Enter 2020. Trump, now standing at nearly 6’4″ (almost as tall as his daddy!), can take on whatever bullies life throws at him.

And Barron’s about to take on the biggest bully of all: Iran.

Tall? Check. Strapping? Check. Courageous? You betcha. But academic? Yes, but with a caveat–Trump may have won several awards in Science and Mathematics, but what he boasted in arithmetic prowess, he lacked in philosophical wit.

Enter 2018, when Barron had taken to the literary works of renowned philosopher and scholar, Professor Jordan B. Peterson. An avid reader in his youth, Trump was known to have consumed everything from Edison to Voltaire to even his father himself, with his New York Times best-selling book, The Art of the Deal.

It was the moment Barron picked up Maps of Meaning and Peterson’s later, more popular work, 12 Rules to Life: An Antidote to Chaos, that he realized that, in spite of his myriad accomplishments to date at the tender age of 11 (at the time), it was time to move on to something bigger than himself.

Enter the Navy. Given a contemporaneous context of rampant terrorism, vicious illegal immigrants, and the Soros-led Deep State ferrying America on a one-way cruise to hell in a hand-basket, it is not only more difficult than ever to join the service–it is infinitely more important.

I for one, though admittedly shocked, am prouder than ever to be a part of Trump’s America. And as his youngest son has proven time and time again, this is one Trump Train that won’t easily be stopped.

This story will be updated as more information becomes available.

Hillary Clinton BLASTS Trump: “He Should Be In PRISON!”

This last week, Hillary Clinton was at a symposium for George Soros and Liberal Elites at the Academy of Arts and Sciences in Belgium. She got paid $200,000 to make a speech about the state of the world today.

Who would want to hear what she has to say anyways?

The speech began how they all do: a long screed decrying American values: the right to bear arms, freedom, and liberty. Then she moved onto talking about her favorite topic of discussion. The border.

“We need open borders!” said Clinton. “No walls. No trenches. In fact, every American should take in an illegal family and take care of them and their children. We need unity in the face of Trump. Even with Illegals.”

Some crazy stuff, right?

Clinton moved right past that wacky tirade unchecked. The moderator asked no follow up questions and even nodded in agreement. The moderator, Andy Tucker, fist bumped Clinton after her repose. 

Hillary Clinton (D) and Donald Trump(R) squared off in 2016. And now, she keeps running her mouth. Have respect FOR THE OFFICE!

She spent most of the time talking about Trump (of course) and even talked badly about his family. She said Barron was “creepy”, Ivanka was a “criminal” and said Eric was “obviously homosexual”. She finished the remark thusly:

“Trump is a f*cking criminal,” said Clinton. “This assh*le should be in jail. I mean come on, look at all the crimes he committed. Obstruction? Hello?”

Pot? Kettle? Black? Yeah, I thought so.

Clinton has no idea who she is talking about. Is she talking about herself? Her pedophile husband? Maybe Obama with all his drone strikes for crying out loud. But no. The dishonorable are always trying to take down the honorable. Why? Because that’s what they DO. That’s in their DNA. She finished up with the dumbest quote I could possibly make up.

“My husband should be president again,” said Clinton. “I wish we could get rid of term limits and let a Clinton be president forever! Bernie made it impossible for me to win, the establishment was against me, and worst of all, the Russians stole the election. If I had my way, me and Bill would be in the White House right now!”

Beto O’Rourke REVEALS He Is An ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT

It turns out that the Democratic “Dark Horse,” Beto O’Rourke – known for pandering to Hispanics and Illegal Immigrants for his own benefit (and to the detriment of US Customs), has taken his act too far: revealing his own immigration status–and the results of which might have dug him too deep into his own words.

When asked about his questionable views on illegal immigration, Beto responded: “I should know about crossing the border–I’ve done it myself.”

It turns out that Beto has a history of customs infringements that flew under the radar – and they explain his affinity towards Latinos and immigrants with pinpoint precision.

“I should know about crossing the border–I’ve done it myself.”

Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke was fearing this day.

The greatest embarrassment of his life is detonating.

Furthermore, it’s everything in light of the fact that the police uncovered what happened the night they captured Beto O’Rourke.

During his 2018 Senate challenge against Ted Cruz, Beto O’Rourke firmly denied the charges that he fled the location of a mishap while driving impaired.

The police captured O’Rourke and the report asserted O’Rourke did without a doubt escape the scene.

In any case, in a discussion with Ted Cruz, O’Rourke announced that, “I didn’t attempt to leave the area of the mishap, however driving alcoholic, which I did, is an awful mix-up for which there is no reason or legitimization or resistance, and I won’t attempt to give one.”

However, the fact of the matter is out.

The officials that reacted to the occurrence and captured O’Rourke went on the record with the Texas Tribune.

The Texas Tribune only announced:

Neither the examining official, Richard Carrera, nor his previous boss, Gary Hargrove, explicitly reviews the occasions of that night over 20 years prior. However, both of the previous Anthony Police Department officials revealed to The Texas Tribune they have no uncertainty the report they aggregated and marked is exact.

Gone up against with reality, O’Rourke representative Chris Evans moved around the claims.

Beto’s DWI is something he has long freely and straightforwardly tended to in the course of the most recent 20 years at town lobbies, on the discussion arrange, during meetings and in Op-Eds, considering it a genuine error for which there is no reason,” Evans told the Tribune. “This has been broadly and more than once provided details regarding.

This could be the straw that crushes the camel’s spirit for O’Rourke.

In the 2018 challenge against Cruz, O’Rourke raised an incomprehensible $70 million.

“Beto” turned into a single word social “symbol” to the Democrat base.

They fantasized about O’Rourke being the romanticized form of a President you find in Hollywood liberal TV shows or films.

However, he lost that air as far back as he declared he was running for President.

Fresher faces like gay South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg have caught the creative mind of grassroots nonconformists.

What’s more, O’Rourke has combat allegations of white benefit.

Social equity warriors request to know why O’Rourke, who is white, was viewed as a top-level Presidential up-and-comer, while Stacey Abrams—who lost her offer to be the primary dark female representative in the country’s history—was most certainly not.

Personality legislative issues fixated individuals from the media and in the lobbyist class asserted this was a result of race.

That prompted O’Rourke working in language about recognizing his white benefit.

Presently O’Rourke faces strike two.

“Woke” nonconformists will take a gander at O’Rourke getting away responsibility for escaping the area of a mishap subsequent to being smashed and infer that a minority would’ve been cruelly rebuffed in that circumstance.

The sort of Democrat voters who drive the social equity dialog are upper-pay white dissidents.

Those Democrats make up Beto’s base and they are as of now surrendering him for Buttigieg.

This story could be the last nail in the casket.

Bye Bye Beto!

We will stay up with the latest on any new advancements in this continuous story.

Elizabeth Warren: “ALL Guantanamo Bay Terrorists Should Have the Right to Vote!”

Well that was awkward.

During the second Democratic Debate Senator Elizabeth Warren was asked whether or not people convicted of terrorism and kept in Guantanamo Bay should get US citizenship.

“Of course I do,” Senator Warren said. “They are here aren’t they? They are on American soil after all.”

When asked what rights these terrorists should get, well, she didn’t disappoint with her wacky out of bounds ideas.

“They should get the right to vote,” Senator Warren said. “They should have the right to healthcare. Hell, they should be given food stamps for crying out loud. If they need our help we are here to help!”

Just a point of clarification, these terrorists aren’t US citizens. They are Iranian and Syrian terrorists. They are “Freedom Fighters”. As if. Any provision that would give them citizenship is un-American and should be illegal.

“I think we should have a statute that gives ANYONE who wants citizenship, well, citizenship,” Senator Warren said.

We will update this later with more information.

2 Texas principals arrested for failing to report sexual abuse allegations

Two elementary school principals at a Texas school district were arrested within a week of each other for failing to report cases of sexual abuse to law enforcement.

Cindy Sue Underwood, 35, the principal of Kate Haynes Northwest Academy was booked into the Wichita County jail on Monday and released soon after.

Kory Fancher Dorman, 45, the principal of Crocket Elementary school was arrested last week.

Both educators were charged with failing to report separate and unrelated incidents of sexual abuse concerning students in their care.

Underwood was arrested for failing to tell police a school iPad was used by three 6-year-old boys to take photos as they engaged in various sexual acts in a classroom.

According to the arrest warrant, the photos were taken on Oct. 3 and were reportedly found on Oct. 25 by the students’ homeroom teacher.

The teacher informed Underwood of the findings. She told the parents, but did not alert law enforcement.

The children were sent home, which detectives said put others at risk.

Dorman was arrested Jan. 31 for allegedly not reporting a sexual assault of a first grader at her school.

According to the arrest warrant, Dorman was notified by three grandparents in mid-December that their 7-year-old grandson was sexually assaulted by a fellow 6-year-old student while in a bathroom at Crockett elementary school.  It’s unclear when the assault occurred.

Dorman told authorities that she delegated the responsibility of investigating the allegations to the school counselor. She did not report the allegations to law enforcement and was unaware that anyone had reported the incident after they returned from the holidays about 20 days later.

Both Underwood and Dorman were put on administrative leave by Wichita Falls ISD district officials on Friday.

The Texas Family Code states that teachers are mandatory reporters.

Child-Molester Quincy Jones says he “dated Ivanka Trump”

Recording legend and alleged child molester cover-up artist Quincy Jones claimed that he once dated Ivanka Trump, who is 48 years his junior.

Jones told Vulture he and the First Daughter dated in 2006.

The winner of 28 Grammys told Vulture he and the first daughter dated in 2006, “I used to date Ivanka, you know.”

“Tommy Hilfiger, who was working with my daughter Kidada, said, ‘Ivanka wants to have dinner with you.’ I said, ‘No problem. She’s a fine motherf–-er.’”

“She had the most beautiful legs I ever saw in my life. Wrong father, though.”

– Quincy Jones on Ivanka Trump

“She had the most beautiful legs I ever saw in my life,” Jones continued. “Wrong father, though.”

Jones did not hold back on his views about her dad, either.

“I used to hang out with him,” Jones stated. “He’s a crazy motherf–-er. Limited mentally — a megalomaniac, narcissistic. I can’t stand him.”

The Daily Chronicle reached out to the White House but did not receive comment at the time of this story’s publication.

VIDEO: Man Masturbating In My Little Pony Aisle Caught On Wall-Mart Surveillance Camera

In what might be the most disgusting public disturbance of 2018 thus far, a man was caught on camera in a Wall-Mart doing the dirty in the My Little Pony section of a Dallas, Georgia Wall-Mart.

Jaydin Cardiff, of Marietta, Georgia, thought he’d go to a store in a distant town, free from the social shackles of his hometown, Dallas, where he’s lived for over 48 years. What he wasn’t expecting was to get caught.

“I done showed up around 3, 4 am on a Tuesday night. Ain’t no managers to be seen,” Cardiff told Newsweek reporters last week. “But then, out of nowhere, these two men, tall–and I’m six foot three, I’m a big boy–tackle me to the ground.”

But now, Jaydin is pressing charges. “I felt like I was being unfairly assaulted,” Jaydin said. “I durn tell ’em[sic], ‘Hey! I’m obedient, I was an officer in the army, please respect me as I done respect you and this here country! But they didn’t. And I haven’t gotten one since.”

Cardiff appears to lack a basic understanding of public indecency laws, but if the security men did in fact continue to attack him post-surrender, they might be sharing a cell with him one day.

This story will be updated as it develops.

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CzuLBKoVDU

Drag Queens to Teach Children at Swedish Library About Being Transgender

Cross-dressers ‘Lady Busty’ and ‘Miss Shameless’ are to teach children in Malmö the importance of equality and not to fear immigrants at events starting later this month.

From February 17th, Malmö City Library will begin holding Drag Queen Story Hours at which men dressed as women will read fairy tales encouraging children to experiment with gender.

“As an LGBT-certified library, we want to work actively with these issues,” said communications officer Johan Björkwall. “So when we were approached about [Drag Queen Story Hour] we said yes.”

Stefan Anderson and his husband Mats, veteran ‘drag queens’ who both work with young people, first held a storytelling session for children as their alter egos Lady Busty and Miss Shameless at last year’s Malmö Pride, taking inspiration from a similar project in San Francisco.

“Drag queens are mostly only seen on television and at nightclubs and pride parades, so it’s not often that they are close to children,” lamented Stefan, asserting that Drag Queen Story Hour will be “very useful for the children”.

Through storytelling, children will learn that it’s “important to break taboos and social norms”, Anderson said, adding: “We want to show that it’s fun not to have any limitations.”

Are they serious? What’s next, pedophilia?