There Should Be No More Presidential Term Limits

The Constitution is Sacred. Without it, America would be nothing more than a land of degenerate primates without law and order. But parts of it are dated, merely designed for their context. In other words, a sign of the times.

For instance, the two-term Presidential limit was created with the average human life expectancy at the time. Though men lived longer than women, as one might expect, by the time they became President, even living through two terms was a long shot.

We all already know that Trump has to win in 2020. But what if we eradicated the very regulations that would keep him from 2024? 2028? 2036?

Trump posted a tweet suggesting this very notion–and I couldn’t be more excited.

Think about it: with the economy doing better than ever before, ISIS on the run, and our illegal immigrant problem plummeting faster than a Tesla can run a red light, the idea of 8, 12, even 20 more years of this would be a dream come true.

Obviously, I’m putting the cart before the horse here. We still have to fight and get Trump his second term before we think beyond that. But a man, nay, an American can dream.

Biden: ‘We Could Run Mickey Mouse Against This President and Have a Shot’

Former Vice President Joe Biden literally just said this.

On MSNBC’s program Morning Joe, Biden said that Trump would lose to any candidate and is not worried about his own candidacy (that is clearly failing at this point).

When Biden said that, everyone on the stage laughed.

But who will be laughing soon, when Trump beats them all in a landslide?

Shia LaBeouf LAUGHS At Down Syndrome Costar At Oscars

In what should have been a positive experience for children with Down Syndrome everywhere, Shia LaBeouf, continuing a disastrous streak of publicity stunts and a string of wacky antics that have become endemic of him in the last decade or so, openly mocked and laughed at actor Zach Gottensagen, who openly has Down Syndrome.

At the Oscars, Labeouf and Zach presented an award and opened the envelope. Though it initially appeared as though Shia was giving the kid a break as he struggles to pronounce several simple vowels and consonants, to no one’s surprise, Shia turned his head to the right, giving an expression of “oh, this again?” and chuckling at the plight of the poor guy. He then butt in to reveal the winning movie, undoubtedly operating on the assumption that the youngster would have kept the crowd waiting for at least thirty more seconds.

I for one, am completely unsurprised. Though LaBeouf has been known for such shenanigans as drunkenly spouting vulgarities and going on racial tirades to cops, this might even be a new low for him despite checking into rehab as recently as 2017.

I personally think that Shia should have quit acting altogether years ago. Though I appreciated his work in Even Stevens, his acting career seemed to have “jumped the shark” exponentially immediately following, perhaps save for the movie Holes.

On another note, it seems as thought Shia has not exactly grown into the “Hollywood Heartthrob” many of us, my two daughters included, expected him to (my two daughters, are now in their 20s and respectively hold very respectable careers in Marketing and Human Resources). He honestly looks in poor health and is that a bald spot I see?

In any case, I am ashamed of Shia’s behavior and I think many other Americans are with me on this.

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BREAKING: Trump Awards Rush Limbaugh Presidential Medal of Freedom

During his Third State of the Union, President Trump shocked audiences around the world by awarding Rush Limbaugh, who was recently diagnosed with terminal cancer, a long overdue Presidential Medal of Freedom.

The Medal of Freedom is perhaps the most coveted of all Presidential Honors bestowed upon anyone in all of American history, and Rush joins the ranks of such distinguished company as Mother Teresa and Aretha Franklin.

I always loved Rush Limbaugh.

A true American dedicated to the unbiased and unvarnished truth, Rush Limbaugh is a maverick and nothing short of impressive. In fact, he may be one of the most impressive people of all time. And now his legacy is further sealed in history, and his legacy after his death will surely live on even more deeply ingrained in the fabric of American heroes.

A hero unlike no other.

Obama, eat your heart out.

BREAKING: Democrats Lost The Impeachment

Well that was awkward.

Shifty Schiff tried to start the most unfair witch hunt in American political history. Time and time again, the Swamp rears its ugly head once again.

But this time, the monsters are going BACK into the swamp.

In a landslide victory, the Senate–the final piece in the impeachment puzzle–voted on the matter of President Trump v. Dirty Dems. The final vote, along party lines, ended up at 51-49.

What makes this all the more telling is how the entire impeachment proceedings were no more than a kangaroo court; a completely biased, partisan, and very unfair “check mate” by the Democrats to attempt to impeach with 17 witnesses–all to Trump’s zero.

President Trump’s lawyer, Jay Sekulow, had this to say:

“Americans are sick of this absolutely shameless disgrace of a hearing,” said Sekulow. “This is a glorified kangaroo court like in Kenya or Abajahdad. Americans know better than this. They saw right through Shifty Schiff’s disgraceful and deceitful nomenclature.”

I, for one, concur with Sekulow.

It isn’t enough to get President Trump off the hook though. Meanwhile, in America, illegal Mexican immigrants are stomping to the border wall with power tools of mass destruction, tearing boards away from the wall to sneak in contraband guns, marijuana, Juul pods, and teenage prostitutes.

Our goal? A simple one. To get President Trump reelected in 2020. Go Trump!

The good news is, the Americans have spoken and it looks like Trump will win in a landslide based on all polls, unbiased and biased alike!

According to the newest Emerson poll, Trump is going to win in a landslide. The newest poll has Trump up 25 points against any Democrat challenger. He is expected to get 74% of the vote. Amazing!

The Democrats think that they’ve got us cornered. They view this all as nothing more than a game of chess.

But I got news for you.

Well, check mate.

Nancy Pelosi To Be Tried for TREASON

Well, they tried.
After months of an impeachment “witch hunt” threatening to take President Trump out of office on false, unconstitutional pretenses time and time again, it appears that the ostensible ringleader, Nancy Pelosi, is finally getting what she deserves.

The writing has been on the wall for decades now, and finally it appears that we’re on the right side of history as Lyin’ Stinky Pelosi is to be appearing before the Supreme Court herself after failing to bring down Donald J. Trump’s legacy herself.

Clearly, the ongoing impeachment proceeding have been what can only be described as a “kangaroo court.” Fortunately, Pelosi won’t be so fortunate.

With Brett Kavanaugh and Neil Gorsuch to lead the charge against Pelosi, early analyses from Political Analysts at Harvard, Princeton, and Yale have speculated fines of up to $50 million and a minimum prison sentence of 50 years to life. As if Grandma Pelosi will even live that long.

If this isn’t what “Nutty” looks like, I don’t know what does!

I, for one, am shocked this didn’t happen sooner. But like all great things, such as fixing the economy Obama singlehandedly destroyed with ease, these things take time.

This story will be updated as it updates.

CHINESE VIRUS OUTBREAK TIED TO EATING BATS

Gross.

The new Coronavirus-a virus that comes from the Wahun province in China, has been tied to a fish and meat market in the town center.

This market sells a variety of different meats and goods. But one of the most popular items on the menu is Bat Soup.

Bat soup is not an ancient delicacy. It is not a cultural staple. There is no cover for how gross it is. It arose out of China’s modern attempt to compete with the Western world with disgusting treats. Why you ask? Because Chinese people will eat literally anything.

The Coronavirus, one of the scariest diseases in the modern world, causes extreme stomach discomfort and can result in blindness and deafness. Why is it then that something as simple as bat soup could result in such a disgusting disease?

Because bats carry loads of diseases. You can literally get like a dozen diseases from eating bats. Additionally, humans have not historically eaten bats because of this. In the past, when someone ate them, they stopped because it was so dangerous.

The Chinese have a reckoning. I just hope everyone is okay. But apparently, according to the WHO, 50 million will not be.

Mitt Romney: “I’m Going to Vote For Impeachment”

Romney, the losing Republican candidate in the 2012 presidential election juts came out of his turtle shell to drop a bombshell: he is voting to impeach Trump.

Romney has always been a pathetic representative of the right. Remember when he lost to the most unpopular president of all time? I do. We do.

Now he wants to talk badly about someone who actually WON the presidential election. Absolutely disgusting.

Romney just won his senate seat in Utah (a state filled with polygamist Mormons of course) who all hate Trump on “moral grounds”. Pfft. Ridiculous.

This morning Romney had to say this:

“I think Trump has committed felonies,” said Romney. “There is no way I want this guy in the White House any longer. I’d rather have a socialist democrat like (Bernie) Sanders in office than Trump. It’s ludicrous.”

Of course Romeny would feel that way. He is being investigated right now for having an underage wife.

Trump will definitely win reelection and survive this impeachment though. Just one person is in the way at the moment.

Beto O’Rourke REVEALS He Is An ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT

It turns out that the Democratic “Dark Horse,” Beto O’Rourke – known for pandering to Hispanics and Illegal Immigrants for his own benefit (and to the detriment of US Customs), has taken his act too far: revealing his own immigration status–and the results of which might have dug him too deep into his own words.

When asked about his questionable views on illegal immigration, Beto responded: “I should know about crossing the border–I’ve done it myself.”

It turns out that Beto has a history of customs infringements that flew under the radar – and they explain his affinity towards Latinos and immigrants with pinpoint precision.

“I should know about crossing the border–I’ve done it myself.”

Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke was fearing this day.

The greatest embarrassment of his life is detonating.

Furthermore, it’s everything in light of the fact that the police uncovered what happened the night they captured Beto O’Rourke.

During his 2018 Senate challenge against Ted Cruz, Beto O’Rourke firmly denied the charges that he fled the location of a mishap while driving impaired.

The police captured O’Rourke and the report asserted O’Rourke did without a doubt escape the scene.

In any case, in a discussion with Ted Cruz, O’Rourke announced that, “I didn’t attempt to leave the area of the mishap, however driving alcoholic, which I did, is an awful mix-up for which there is no reason or legitimization or resistance, and I won’t attempt to give one.”

However, the fact of the matter is out.

The officials that reacted to the occurrence and captured O’Rourke went on the record with the Texas Tribune.

The Texas Tribune only announced:

Neither the examining official, Richard Carrera, nor his previous boss, Gary Hargrove, explicitly reviews the occasions of that night over 20 years prior. However, both of the previous Anthony Police Department officials revealed to The Texas Tribune they have no uncertainty the report they aggregated and marked is exact.

Gone up against with reality, O’Rourke representative Chris Evans moved around the claims.

Beto’s DWI is something he has long freely and straightforwardly tended to in the course of the most recent 20 years at town lobbies, on the discussion arrange, during meetings and in Op-Eds, considering it a genuine error for which there is no reason,” Evans told the Tribune. “This has been broadly and more than once provided details regarding.

This could be the straw that crushes the camel’s spirit for O’Rourke.

In the 2018 challenge against Cruz, O’Rourke raised an incomprehensible $70 million.

“Beto” turned into a single word social “symbol” to the Democrat base.

They fantasized about O’Rourke being the romanticized form of a President you find in Hollywood liberal TV shows or films.

However, he lost that air as far back as he declared he was running for President.

Fresher faces like gay South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg have caught the creative mind of grassroots nonconformists.

What’s more, O’Rourke has combat allegations of white benefit.

Social equity warriors request to know why O’Rourke, who is white, was viewed as a top-level Presidential up-and-comer, while Stacey Abrams—who lost her offer to be the primary dark female representative in the country’s history—was most certainly not.

Personality legislative issues fixated individuals from the media and in the lobbyist class asserted this was a result of race.

That prompted O’Rourke working in language about recognizing his white benefit.

Presently O’Rourke faces strike two.

“Woke” nonconformists will take a gander at O’Rourke getting away responsibility for escaping the area of a mishap subsequent to being smashed and infer that a minority would’ve been cruelly rebuffed in that circumstance.

The sort of Democrat voters who drive the social equity dialog are upper-pay white dissidents.

Those Democrats make up Beto’s base and they are as of now surrendering him for Buttigieg.

This story could be the last nail in the casket.

Bye Bye Beto!

We will stay up with the latest on any new advancements in this continuous story.

Sources Say White House “Demonically Cleansed” At Request of Melania

What’s this?

True to Slovenian tradition, Lady Melania Trump requested the White House be properly exorcised of demons preceding moving in, a minister as of late expressed.

In a February 2 meet on The Weekend Vigilante with Sheila Zilinsky, Pastor Paul Begley guaranteed Melania’s want to “totally exorcize” the White House may have started Trump’s own particular religious intensity.

“At the point when the president enabled 40 ministers to come into the White House and bless him with oil and lay their hands and ask on him—seven times he’s done this—that is incomprehensible,” Begley expressed.

“In any event he is sufficiently modest and perceiving that he needs God enough that he continues getting them for the petition. What’s more, I must state this, it may have begun with the First Lady.”

Begley proceeded with: “The First Lady – in that five hours when the Obamas and the Trumps went down to the Capitol and Trump was being confirmed as the 45th leader of the United States – Melania Trump said to her better half, ‘I’m not going to go into that White House unless it has been totally exorcized.’ Melania stated, ‘You must get the greater part of that out of there and send in a few ministers and clerics to go in and purge the White House or I won’t burn through one night in it.'”

President Trump supposedly concurred.

“Amid that five hours when they were tearing out rugs and evolving wraps, there were individuals in there pressing up each icon. The main thing that was left, Sheila, was one cross on one divider. They purged the White House. They had individuals in there blessing it with oil and supplicating all over the place.”

Begley included that past organizations had left wicked images at the home, and explained on the Clinton’s interest with Haiti and voodoo:

“[A]pparently amid the eight years when Obama was there, and perhaps a portion of the presidents previously him, there were a wide range of symbol divine beings and pictures and a wide range of antiquities in there that were satanic, even a portion of the stuff from the Clinton time since they were extremely tied in with the Haitians.”

“I can let you know, you can read the “Serpent and the Rainbow” story and discover exactly the amount Haitian witch-specialist impact was on Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton’s lives,” Begley included. “They continually backpedaled there. They went through their vacation with a witch specialist. Who does that?”

The Washington Post announced that in 1975 the Clintons held their special first night in Haiti.

“They visited the old lodging where the author Ernest Hemingway once stayed and went by a voodoo devout minister wearing all white,” The Post revealed, including the Clintons were a “Haiti-fixated family.”

The previous President’s book, My Life, additionally contained sections guaranteeing the Clintons “viewed the landing [of] the soul, individuals putting consuming light finished their body, strolling on hot coals without being singed while other snatching live chicken and gnawing their take off,” as indicated by the Haiti Observer.

In her book, What Happened, Clinton additionally remarks that her dissatisfaction made her need to create voodoo dolls of individuals from the press and Congress “and stick them loaded with pins.”

Minister Begley says while the Trump’s demonstrations may appear to be over the edge, they are vital in the field of profound fighting.

“This was a noteworthy profound – it may seem like trying too hard, somewhat exorbitant,” he stated, “however you must sit down of specialist when you go into otherworldly fighting. You begin with the otherworldly expert and afterward it goes ahead from that point out. I believe that that may have been the place the subject of started, relentlessly of exorcizing the evil spirits.”

As per CNS News, Pastor Begley construct his records with respect to sources inside the White House who declined to be named.

President Trump conveyed comments at the 66th yearly National Prayer Breakfast Thursday where he insisted, “Our rights are not given to us by man; our rights originate from our Creator.”

Melania is the primary Catholic First Lady since Jackie Kennedy.

Perhaps the ghosts of the Clintons can finally be put to rest.