LOS ANGELES: In what might at first seem an unlikely pairing, Detroit legend Jack White and Kentucky legend Jack Black are finally collaborating to release their first album of original material. The two Jacks independently teased at this news on Twitter all week before finally announcing it concurrently Saturday morning.
The new album will be titled Black and White and is tentatively scheduled for a late spring release, though Jack White himself has denied this, claiming that it will come out “when it’s done.”
Jack Black has taken to Twitter, revealing that he’s been hard at work–even going as far as eschewing Tenacious D bandmate Kyle Gass “for the time being” in order to work on his “more serious guitar chops” in preparation for the recording sessions, which will take place between Memphis and Nashville, respectively.
Jack White even plans to release the release on his very own Third Man Records, with a standard release first, then an authentic “hand-tailored” 1920s-spec limited edition 2-disc box set to follow on black and white vinyl.
As far as Jack White’s opinions on Jack Black, one might be surprised at the humility of a member of rock royalty known for engaging in physical and verbal shenanigans regularly:
I am actually a huge fan of Jack Black and his work both on and off the stage. I love Tenacious D, I love School of Rock, and I love The Holiday. As for Jack–He’s got the soul of a true bluesman–I wish I could do it like that. People think he’s joking unless they actually understand music. And it’s, I, there’s just this level of authenticity there that most people laugh at because they’re afraid of the fact they don’t understand it.
White also specified that he intends to record the album “the right way,” with an all-analog signal path and White himself as the Lead Producer (and Black as his sidekick). “You won’t even be able to get it on iTunes.”
With the cards all in place, Black and White is to primed one of the hottest albums of the year–and if said cards are played right, it could even become one of the most critically acclaimed albums of all time.
The Daily Chronicle is waiting for comment from Jack and Jack’s respective PR teams.
Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy just confirmed a brand new Indy movie starring Bradley Cooper as the lead role. Will he be able to steal our hearts like Daniel Craig did in James Bond?
In an interview with Vanity Fair, Kennedy talked Star Wars, her personal life, and of course the tentatively titled Indiana Jones 5: En Garde starring Bradley Cooper as Indiana Jones.
This might come as a shock to those of us Indiana Jones purists (myself included) that believe that Harrison Ford, and only Harry Ford should play Indy. When asked about this, Kennedy had this to say in an attempt to quell fan concerns:
I understand that not everyone will view this decision to recast Indy with open eyes. Look, I get it–this is a huge change and huge changes don’t always come easy. Heck, I haven’t even fully come to terms with it yet. But I like to think of it from a neo-Taoist perspective: like entering cold, new waters, ashes unto ashes, sea unto sea. Rather than dip your feet, don’t be afraid to jump, to see. I wrote that, actually [laughs].
Though I still feel somewhat worried about Bradley (admittedly a masterful actor in his own right) taking over the character of Indiana Jones, Kennedy’s statements have certainly placated me somewhat.
Bradley Cooper feels confident, if not intimidated, at the prospect of taking on this role. “I’ve never done anything quite like Indy, and I want to do Harry Ford’s character justice,” he said. “I am prepared to embrace this role with all of my heart and take it–along with my acting chops–to the next level.”
Bradley Cooper has already begun preparing to portray Indy by supplementing his already-rigorous workout routine, watching the earlier movies religiously, and zip-lining in New Zealand on days he’s not working.
Will Bradley Cooper be able to reinvent the wheel the way Daniel Craig did in James Bond? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure: this will be the movie event of the century.
Even the mainstream media can’t deny the reverence and dignity President Donald J. Trump displayed in meeting with their very own kids.
In observance of the annual Presidential Halloween festivities, it is customary for the sitting US President to meet with the children of prominent, mainstream media journalists. With the complete and utter lack of respect dished to Trump from these very journalists, one might expect an atmosphere of tension and bitterness.
And one couldn’t be farther from the truth.
True to Trump’s tendency to prove his opposers wrong every step of the way, Trump treated these youngsters with the respect and dignity that has come to be a known standard of the Trump brand.
Trump made sure these young’uns felt at home every step of the way, commenting on how healthy they looked physically, pointing out their attractiveness, and even having his personal chef cook them a meal of hand-crafted scallops, filet mignon, mashed potatoes, and steamed seasonal vegetables tossed in a light garlic butter vinaigrette. It was certainly a meal these tykes won’t soon forget.
“Mr. Trump is a funny old man!” said Kacy Smith, one of the kids. “Mommy and Daddy don’t know nothing!”
A spectator who wishes to remain anonymous had this to say:
I think that it’s incredible to see the vast difference between the media’s portrayal of Donald Trump and how he actually acts in practice. The Trump I saw that morning was a man of respect, dignity, and honor. He spoke to these kids as he would any human–as equals, no less nor greater than he. If the kids of that very same media saw that same Trump, maybe we’re onto something here? Perhaps mainstream media sources need tougher vetting, much like our immigration and borders.
Personally, I’m not surprised in the slightest. I’d imagine that the rest of us who voted for Trump are probably unsurprised as well, for we know who we voted for.
Now it’s just a matter of the rest of the American people accepting this truth too so that we can finally unite and get our great Country back where it belongs.
Hillary Clinton could be tried for treason and face the death penalty over the Uranium One scandal, according to Trump’s former deputy assistant.
Speaking with Fox News anchor Sean Hannity on Thursday, Sebastian Gorka claimed that evidence proving that Clinton took bribes from Russia in exchange for approving the controversial Uranium One deal could ultimately result in her being publicly executed by injection, electrocution, gas, firing squad or hanging.
Washingtontimes.com reports: “The Russians infiltrated our national security to corner the uranium market and they succeeded, and they knew all the crimes that were committed,” Mr. Hannity said during the broadcast.
“If this had happened in the 1950s, there would be people up on treason charges right now. The Rosenbergs, OK? This is equivalent to what the Rosenbergs did and those people got the chair. Think about it. Giving away nuclear capability to our enemies, that’s what we’re talking about,” Mr. Gorka responded.
Married couple Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were convicted of espionage in 1951 for giving nuclear secrets to the Soviet Union and were executed by electric chair two years later.
Mr. Gorka, 47, served as deputy assistant to the president from January until August. Mr. Gorka has insisted he resigned from that role, but the the Trump administration has categorized his departure otherwise.
“Sebastian Gorka did not resign, but I can confirm he is no longer with the White House,” an administration official said at the time of his exit.
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters Friday afternoon that the administration believes “there’s a lot of cause for concern” regarding the Uranium One deal but declined to comment specifically on Mr. Gorka’s remarks.
Michael McFaul, the Obama administration’s ambassador to Russia from 2012-2014, was among those perturbed by Mr. Gorka advocating for executing Mrs. Clinton, Mr. Trump’s former presidential campaign rival.
“This is disgusting,” Mr. McFaul tweeted Thursday alongside a video of Mr. Gorka’s remarks. “Amazing to remember that this man recently worked in the White House.”
House Republicans announced earlier this week that the Intelligence and Oversight Committees are launching a joint-investigation into the 2010 Uranium One deal. California Rep. Adam Schiff, the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, said the probe was “initiated on a partisan basis” and “designed to distract attention” away from the congressional investigations focused on Russia’s alleged involvement in Mr. Trump’s election.
Filmmaker and documentarian Michael Moore is dead at the age of 63.
Moore, the director behind Bowling For Columbine and Sicko, died of clogged arteries and a cardial infarction last night at 10:50pm.
Moore was working on what would be his final project, an anti-Trump broadway musical. The musical was poorly attended and poorly received even by the liberal leftist elites that showed up on the opening day.
Moore had a history of poor diet and even poorer moral standards. Even we, as good christians, aren’t that sad. That being said, no one should die. Even if they are a fat little piggy like Mikey.
Michael Moore leaves behind 2 daughters and a wife. While his movies tried to shove an unfair political agenda down Americans’ throats, we still wish his family well.
We will update this article when more information is available.
Antifa has announced that they are planning to kill every single Trump voter, Conservative and gun owner this November 4th.
The far-left terrorist organization have vowed to commit acts of ‘bloody violence’ by raiding peoples homes, seizing weapons and causing civil unrest on the streets of America.
Silenceisconsent.net reports: Born under the Obama administration some time around 2014, the radical left wing group “Antifa” has grown to a full blown domestic terrorist threat. Over the past year we’ve seen them shut down conservative speakers such as Milo Yiannopoulos, attack innocent Americans, and use violence to push their political agenda.
After being declared a terrorist organization by the Department of Homeland Security, we’ve seen them slink back into shadows—and while they do most of their operations in secret, dozens of conservative journalists and reporters have infiltrated their ranks, and have some terrifying news.
According to sources, Antifa is planning an all out civil war on November 4th. This is not going to be a productive platform for engagement, it’s not going to be a peaceful protest, hell it’s not even going to be a violent riot. What they’re planning is bigger than anything the likes of which we’ve ever seen, and we need to prepare ourselves.
Dozens of conservative voices have spoken out against the mayhem that Antifa has in store, urging Americans to prepare with bullets, food, and water. “They’re planning a total day of anarchy on November 4th,” one said. “They’re planning the first day of their revolution.”
That’s right—this isn’t just a one time event. This is meant to be the day that they seize control of America. This is meant to be the day that freedom ends, that justice dies, and that terror reigns free. Antifa does not want democracy, they do not want peace, they do not want freedom…they want complete and utter chaos.
“I never thought that in my life time, I’d see the complete and total breakdown of society, of morality, of civility…the building blocks of what make this nation great,” said a Sheriff Deputy trying to warn Americans of the impending war. “We’re no longer allowed to walk in public…if you’re a Republican you have to fear getting beaten, destroyed, maimed, or killed.”
“If you’re white, or you’re a Trump supporter…it will be open game on you. If our leaders aren’t going to step up and finish this, we have to. Each and everyone of us has to,” he adds. Antifa plans to first target and eliminate law enforcement officials, and then they will move onto citizens.
Info Wars reports that major hot spots for this war will be “New York, Austin, Chicago, Los Angeles, and San Francisco.” Many, such as Stephen Crowder, have gone undercover and exposed how Antifa is hoarding guns, bullets, knives, and other weapons. They’re building an arsenal. They’re preparing for war.
Alt-left agitators are planning to stage mass riots in major cities on November 4 during which they hope to instigate a “civil war” that will lead to the “regime change” of the Trump administration.
Demonstrations are planned for cities across the country, including New York City, Austin, Chicago, Los Angeles and San Francisco.
A long diatribe written by Andy Zee posted on the Revolutionary Communist Party website makes it clear that the events, which leftists hope will attract “millions,” are not planned to be just ordinary protests.
“There is a break with what have been the norms we confront, and to deal with this there must be a break with the “normal” ways people seek change from government. The normal forms of petition and protest DO NOT APPLY with Trump—even as they have been difficult enough under the normal functioning of this system,” writes Zee.
“Sharp agitation” and “politically provocative actions” must be employed to achieve the complete overthrow of the administration, according to Zee.
Now is not the time to hide in the shadows, to cower away into the dark. Now is the time to prepare yourself. Let every single man, woman, and child in this country know about what Antifa plans to do come November 4th, because if they’re successful, it will be the end of America.
The fate of our country hangs on a thread, and all it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. So arm yourselves and steel your nerves, prepare for the worst yet hope for the best—because if it really does come down to it, and push comes to shove, this will be the day that we reclaim our country.
It’s been a rough year for Jim Carrey. As if his bizarre interview at the New York Fashion Week party wasn’t enough, it sounds like Jim’s got bigger problems now.
Following his ex-girlfriend, Cathriona White’s suicide in 2015, it appears that evidence has surmised that it might have been Carrey’s fault.
With both of these mixups, among others, considered Carrey has been officially admitted into the St. Johns Correctional Facility For Individuals in Calgary, Alberta in his homeland of Canada earlier this morning to begin intake procedures. If found to be mentally unfit, which is likely, he will have to make that his home for the next six to sixty years, depending on the severity, among other factors.
University of Oxford’s Head of Psychology, Sir Dr. Winston L. Burners-Lee, offered his take on the matter as well, providing us a psychological analysis of the following photo:
If you even so much as glance at, perhaps, this photo of the couple together in 2015, the idiosyncrasies are less than not obvious–starting with Carrey himself. Carrey assumes a traditional masculine power pose, hand in pocket, poised, and looking away, all the while wearing sunglasses. He is in control, and he simply doesn’t care about his girlfriend. Cathriona, on the other hand, hangs back; head straight but eyes on Carrey, she contemplates his next move. Whether or not there was violence in that house, one can only wonder.
Though Jim Carrey is one of my favorite actors, I have noticed a downward spiral in his career starting with 2008’s Yes Manand these circumstances are unsurprising. What do you think? Weigh in in the comments below.
On Friday, October 6 2017, Donald Trump joins many presidents in adopting his first puppy to inhabit the White House.
Trump, a huge fan of man’s best friend, adopted Trixie. Trixie is a shelter dog and was given to the president as a gift by Governor Tim Scott.
“Every American president should have a good dog,” Scott said. “It was just a matter of time until Trump took the step to reach out to me to get one. I’m a dog lover myself.”
This is Trump’s 5th dog throughout his life. His first puppy was at the age of 8. His name was Rex and was a Spanish Terrier. Rex was Donald’s best friend until he left for college at the prestigious Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania.
Ivanka, Eric and Don Jr. all grew up with their own puppy. But Baron has yet to have his own. So the president fixed that.
“When I was a young boy my puppy was very special to me,” President Donald J. Trump said. “You should have seen [Baron’s] face. It lit right up.”