There comes a time in every boy’s life where he must stand up for himself; there comes a time in every true man’s life where he must stand up for something bigger: his country.
President Donald John Trump’s youngest son–a prodigy in several fields including (but not limited to) mathematics, science, Chess, armaments, and the culinary arts–has taken up the highest code of honor in all the land: joining the World’s Greatest Navy for the United States of America.
Barron Trump was always a strange young man. Handsome, yes–but strange all the same. Chastised by his peers at the Dutch Academy of Sciences and Maths in New Jersey since age 8, Barron always held promise–but was similarly held back by his abusers. Enter 2020. Trump, now standing at nearly 6’4″ (almost as tall as his daddy!), can take on whatever bullies life throws at him.
And Barron’s about to take on the biggest bully of all: Iran.
Tall? Check. Strapping? Check. Courageous? You betcha. But academic? Yes, but with a caveat–Trump may have won several awards in Science and Mathematics, but what he boasted in arithmetic prowess, he lacked in philosophical wit.
Enter 2018, when Barron had taken to the literary works of renowned philosopher and scholar, Professor Jordan B. Peterson. An avid reader in his youth, Trump was known to have consumed everything from Edison to Voltaire to even his father himself, with his New York Times best-selling book, The Art of the Deal.
It was the moment Barron picked up Maps of Meaning and Peterson’s later, more popular work, 12 Rules to Life: An Antidote to Chaos, that he realized that, in spite of his myriad accomplishments to date at the tender age of 11 (at the time), it was time to move on to something bigger than himself.
Enter the Navy. Given a contemporaneous context of rampant terrorism, vicious illegal immigrants, and the Soros-led Deep State ferrying America on a one-way cruise to hell in a hand-basket, it is not only more difficult than ever to join the service–it is infinitely more important.
I for one, though admittedly shocked, am prouder than ever to be a part of Trump’s America. And as his youngest son has proven time and time again, this is one Trump Train that won’t easily be stopped.
This story will be updated as more information becomes available.