BREAKING: Hunter Biden Under Federal Investigation

Well that was fast.

It looks like Hunter Biden, the son of former Vice President Joe Biden, is on the hook for millions of dollars and a possible federal investigation.

Why? Because he was illegally working with a Chinese company to cover Ukrainian business dealings.

Hunter Biden had no business having a career like he did. He has no skills. No education. All that he has is a famous father who got him a job helping a foreign government.

And why? Because he’s scum. Truly scum.

Still, the DOJ and the Republican held Senate are doing the right thing: they are investigating Hunter Biden for all of the illegal business dealings he has been committing.

Finally we may have a light at the end of this impeachment trial: Hunter and Joe going to jail. Maybe they will end up in a chain gang chained together for the rest of their days!

This story will be updated as we know more information.